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Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi

Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka: confused and ask.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
Ladka behosh …
Coaching institute: IIN 

लड़के ने अपनी नयी बनी Girl- Friend को बड़े प्यार से समझाते हुए कहा. ...

लड़के ने अपनी नयी बनी Girl- Friend को बड़े
प्यार से समझाते हुए कहा.
.
लड़का: "डार्लिंग हमारे प्यार के
बारे मैं
किसी को कुछ मत बताना"
.
लड़की: "तुम्हारी बहन
को तो जरूर बताऊंगी"
.
लड़का: "अरे, उसको क्यूँ.?"
.
लड़की:
"कमीनी कहती थी कि कोई
कुत्ते
का पिल्ला ही होगा, जो तुम
से प्यार करेगा."

गर्लफ्रेंड : कहां हो तुम ? और इतनी देर से मेरी मिसकॉल अटेंड क्यों नहीं की ???

गर्लफ्रेंड : कहां हो तुम ? और इतनी देर से मेरी मिसकॉल अटेंड क्यों नहीं की ???
बॉयफ्रेंड : जानू ,अस्पताल में हूँ , मेजर ऐक्सिडेंट हो गया है मेरा।
गर्लफ्रेंड : वहां से कब डिस्चार्ज हो जाओगे ?
बॉयफ्रेंड : दो चार दिनों में।
गर्लफ्रेंड : ओके, कोई बात नहीं , अभी किसी से कहकर मेरा मोबाइल रिचार्ज करवा दो , तो हाल- चाल पूछती रहूंगी !

girl asked: who is beautiful me or moon?

If u feel alone, come and stay in my heart....

Ghum Itna Saha Nahi Jata

Ghum Itna Saha Nahi Jata
Mehboob Bina Raha Nahi Jata
Taqlefoo Ma Aahay Barte Chali Jati Hai
Mehboob Bina Zindagi Ghatee Chali Jate Hai

Door Ho Kar Be Mery Kitnay Pas Ha Tu

Door Ho Kar Be Mery Kitnay Pas Ha Tu
Meray Dil Ma Chupa Ek Ehsas Hai Tu
Hai Kya Khaber Ka Kitna Mery Liya Khas Ha Tu
Jena Ko Zindagi Ma Bache Aakhri Sans Ha Tu...!

You were my one true love.

You were my one true love.
Like a dove with another dove.
You were my one and only to be.
No there's tears to see.
How much I care for you is bearable.
My love for you is untearable.

If i had one last wish before i die …

If i had
one last wish
before i die …

My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry

A special smile a special face

A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You've filled a space no one could fill.

would you marry me and become my wife?

I love you,

I tell you every day.

You are beautiful,

I tell you every day

also that you are special

and that you fulfil my hart

with love and joy.

Now I will tell you only once,

would you marry me and

become my wife?

when i first saw you

when i first saw you, 
you took my breath away.
when you first talked to me,
 i couldn’t think.
i love you too much babe!

Feelings are many but words are few

Feelings are many but words are few,

Cloud are dark but sky is blue,

Love is glue, everything is false,

Only my love for you,

The only one of my life is true. – to blessing

Do u knOw thAt i luv u?

Do u knOw thAt i luv u?
i probably already told u,
but um going to keep saying it.
There is no lies in these words,
not one bit.
uR smiles keeps me alive.. is
one more reason to keep fighting.
! would give mY sOul foR comfort,
even if it leaves me dark n cold.
&& when i hold u close, i can feel
uR heart beat fAst, n i think to myself…
i’hv found that “someone” atlast!

A Perfrect Gift for U!

A Perfrect Gift for U! Today!
Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable,
Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal,
Fully Returnable – it’s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy & take care…

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep – wen we dream, wen we kiss?
dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
Wen i close my eyes i c u!

Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA Takra Gaye,

Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA Takra Gaye,

Dekhne Wale B Chakra Gaye,

Uper Se Awaz Aayi Ye Kisi Vedai Hai Mehbob Ki DOLI Ko Dekhne Yaar Ki MIYAT Aayi Hai

BOY: Mere Sath Chalo Gi?

BOY: Mere Sath Chalo Gi?
GIRL: Kahan?

BOY: Jahan Tum Kaho Wahan?

GIRL:OK. 9.0 Chalte Hain.

BOY: Qasam Se Baji,
Yahan To Mazaq Karna Bhi Azaab Hai...

Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.

Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You!