कार में सरदार फैमिली जा रही थी ट्रैफिक पुलिस ने कार को रुकवाया

कार में सरदार फैमिली जा रही थी

ट्रैफिक पुलिस ने कार को रुकवाया

इंस्पेक्टर : " आज सुरक्षा दिवस है और आप सीट बेल्ट पहन कर गाडी चला रहे हैं "
" इसलिए आपको 5000 रूपये इनाम मिलता है "
" बताइए इन रुपयों का आप क्या करेंगे "

सरदार : " वो जी मैं !! इन पैसों से अपना ड्राइविंग लाइसेंस बनवाऊंगा जी "

इंस्पेक्टर : 😳😳😳

इतने में सरदार की मम्मी जी
" ओ जी !! ये तो पागल है शराब पीकर कुछ भी बकता है "

इंस्पेक्टर : 😰😰😰

इतने में कार में पिछली सीट पर सो रहे पापा जी जाग गए और पुलिस को देखकर बोले
" ले मैनू ते पहले ई पता सी "
" कि चोरी की गढी में हम लोग ज्यादा दूर नहीं जा पाएंगे "

इंस्पेक्टर : 😖 बेहोश 😖

😀😝😝😂😂

santa singh: what a shot you made

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, �what a shot you made!�

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

it is only with a female

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

1 Sardar k pas Kawa(crow) tha, wo mulaaim(soft) tha

1 Sardar k pas Kawa(crow) tha, wo mulaaim(soft) tha,

Batao Sardar ne apne Kaway ka kya naam rkha hoga?

..

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Socho Socho

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Microsoft..

Mi-crow-soft 

Do Khusray Shadi ki Mubarak baad deny gye,

Do Khusray Shadi ki Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main tu 1100 lun g,
Dosra bola main to 1200 lun g,
Peche sy Sardar bola to300 ly lo us main FM b hai.

A Sardar went to hotel, ordered chiken,

A Sardar went to hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gy.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

Y criminals leave their finger prints after doing their work?

FIA: Y criminals leave their finger prints after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they would leave their signature for you..

Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kahty hain?

Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kahty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlao gy?
Sardar: "Yateeem".

Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao tu bot dard hota hai

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao tu bot dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour say daikh raha tha.

Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour say daikh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni dair Say Kia Dekh Rahy Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry date daikh raha hoon......

do Sardars went in to a bar

do Sardars went in to a bar and after ordering to drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So the do Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr So gya.

Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr So gya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gy!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Sy Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tu Kuch Nahi Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hai?

1 Sardar calls Air India and ask

1 Sardar calls Air India and ask "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a mint, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Sardar Building Sy Gira

Sardar Building Sy Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up and Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardas Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Ay.

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film daikhi"

Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.

Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Sy Ghar Sy Bahar Hun.

Sardar: Aj BV ny bot mara

Sardar:
Aj BV ny bot mara
Major Rohail:
Kyn?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrina
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrina Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrina.

After finishing MBBS.

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
and
Ears
By TORCH!
and
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".

Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka

Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ny Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ny Use Pagal Samjh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Ty Great O
Sardar: O A Ty Kuch Vi Nai Hale Ty Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.