Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost
Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”
Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi
Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj
Kiya?” 

Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo

Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke

Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din
Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“ 

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua..

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or
chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi...

EkdUm jAkkAs:-

EkdUm jAkkAs:-
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur
khali bartan main spoon firane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Chutiya" 

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua.. . .

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna
jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho
hath liya..
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4
jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji
apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan
me hi land kar gaye hain...

Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha.......

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mobile se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.....

Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.

मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया,

मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया,,
इंस्पेक्टर :- तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो...?
पहला :- बाजरा
इंस्पेक्टर-: खराब खाना, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो,,
दूसरा :- चावल
इंस्पेक्टर: गलत खाना इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो,,
अब संता की बार आई, वह बहुत डर गया था।
इंस्पेक्टर संता से, "तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो"
संता डरते-डरते बोला :- "साहब हम तो मुर्गियों को 5-5 रुपए दे देते हैं, जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो"

संता: बता खुद पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व कब होता है?

संता: बता खुद पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व कब होता है? confused emoticon

बंता - जब परीक्षा हॉल में कुछ आता न हो और पीछे से टीचर आकर कहे,

कॉपी छुपा लो, पीछे वाला देख रहा है. pacman emoticon

कसम से सीना चौड़ा हो जाता है। grin emoticon

when santa becomes driver.... most funny

संता ड्राइवर बन गया,
जज – बस खाई में कैसे गिरी,
सारी सवारी मर गयी ?
संता – साहब , मुझे नहीं पता ,
जज – क्या ? पर गाड़ी तो तुम चला रहे थे ,
संता – हाँ , पर उस दिन कंडक्टर नहीं आया था ,
तो मैं टिकट बनाने पीछे चला गया ,
जज बेहोश 

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
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Bnglore aya banglore aya.
Balle Balle
.
'Air Hostess: Hello sir.
B silent
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Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
.
alle alle 

I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this

Why did u come so far? grin emoticon
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

I'll never marry in my life

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

Banta to his new bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
�Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?�

�Of course, dear, no trouble,� she replied.
�But what will you live on?�

U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Thats a lucky match stick.

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

�What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?� asked the another man.

Santa replied, �Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.�

santa singh: what a shot you made

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, �what a shot you made!�

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me