Bank customer service
best reply:
Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk – 3 din me.
Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai,
Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay kyu ?
Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho,
aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai,
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh.
Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk – 3 din me.
Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai,
Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay kyu ?
Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho,
aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai,
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh.